Why don't we just take the football tables in Cafe Mac and push them somewhere else?

I've been looking forward to bump into this person and asking them out for two weeks. But when I finally see them today I ran away. I'm so lame.

The loch listed Potato Leek Soup on Monday. I bought a bowl looking for comforting potatoey goodness. When I got to my table and opened the lid there were chick peas and TENTACLES. Freaking octopus tentacles, no joke. It was just like the scenes out of horror movies where the little girl has bugs crawling out of her mouth.

It's at the point where I prefer a little racism in my friends. Not a lot, just enough to know they haven't caught the social justice disease.

Does anyone else remember when Loch Managers used to play good music?

Y'all know how a cheese grater works? Because that's exactly how I feel when I wipe my ass with the toilet paper here.

I want feel pride in being Jewish, but it makes me uncomfortable instead. I feel very little connection to Israel, don't support Zionism, am embarrassed by my family's history, and have a hard time relating to American Jewish culture. I think the religion itself is beautiful and I enjoy worship, the holidays and spending time with my Jewish family and friends, but I dislike the ethnic/political connotations that are tied to being Jewish.

what happens when hookups turn into more hookups like is this getting serious or what. we've been talking and i don't know what to think, I'm just playing it cool but I'm confused af because he just seems so experienced or maybe it's just me