if i could pick a celebrity to play me in the movie about my life, i would pick marlon james

i know the kardashians suck because of cultural appropriation and literally everything else they do, but also i love all the drama on that show omg

every time i go to mcdonalds im conflicted because on the one hand i love their french friends chicken nuggets, but on the other hand they have terrible work policies etc

finals week got me like that meme of that yellow dog sitting while everything is on fire around it and the dog is saying something like i'm ok

Uh oh I think I need a trigger warning. I'm about to microaggression all over the safe space, even though I know it's problematic and lacks nuance. Here's the deal: this outrage culture needs to stop. Y'all on the left need to end the nonstop ad hominem attacks and start having real discourse again. "Hate speech" is free speech and protected under our Constitution. And "microagression" is just a devious word that plants the idea in people's head that when someone asks where they are from, even though the other person didn't do anything wrong they have "aggressed", and the proper reaction to violence is violence. We see it with antifa at Berkeley already, it's being used to justify violence. Not everything is about race, why are you trying to make America hate again? Like so many born today don't see race, they see individuals. And then you tell them that their problems and all failures do not stem from individual shortcomings or mistakes, but instead come from a system designed for them to fail. Of course they will fail if you tell them that. Hakuna Matata, don't worry be happy. Just do your part to make the world a little better but stop seeing demons where they don't exist.

Before his scruffy phase (not a fan btw), PBR looked just like Geoffrey Zakarian from the Food Network

I'm a bad Mac student because everytime I hear somebody use the word "valid" as an affirmation I giggle a little bit on the inside. It sounds like you are calling them a coupon, I just can't take it seriously.

Thinking about making a submission to macdix but haven't taken nudes before, suggestions?