Its my birthday tomorrow. I need sex !

That mini heart attack when you think it's your phone going off in class but it ends up being someone else's

Nothing is more annoying than trying to write a paper in the library and the person next to you feels the need to sing whatever music they are listening too. STAHP.

I received head from a girl last night for an hour and I don't give one single fuck about her.

The only beanie i have is extremely highlighter orange and draws a lot of attention. This ensures that my day are filled with awkward situations because i am really quiet by nature lol

My girlfriend and I are both graduating in May and as a present her parents are going to pay all costs for a two week trip traveling around Europe in June. The only problem is I am not interested in her anymore. Should I just break up with her or tough it out for a trip of a lifetime?

I confess that I'm completely jealous of my best friend. She's one of the reasons why I'm so self conscious. It's not even that she's pretty, it's how she carries herself. She's so full of herself and cocky that boys are just drawn to her. It's fake confidence but still. She has absolutely no problem making friends and getting boys. Literally every guy will sleep with her. Whenever we go somewhere together, she's the one that people focus on.
I don't know how to handle this jealousy. It's making me hate my best friend.

I'm starting to imagine what it would be like to escape from it all with the edge of a blade. I don't mean that I'm suicidal; I have no intentions of ever attempting such a thing. I'm just daydreaming sometimes about what it would be like. Even though I'm not suicidal, the fact that I'm having these thoughts at all still worries me. The root of all of this is my anxiety; I constantly worry and overthink EVERYTHING. But I don't understand it. Life's great; I'm in college, supporting myself, I have a job, I have a 4.0 GPA, my car works, I can afford food, I have great friends, I have a fantastic girlfriend (which is what I get the most anxious about, despite it being the best thing in my life right now), and honestly, there's just nothing particularly bad happening in my life right now. Honestly, I should be happier than ever; my life has never been this good before. For once, my life is actually pretty great. No one is trying to screw it up. No one is causing me a great deal of problems. Nothing's going wrong. And yet here I am, a man who hasn't cried in years, burying his face in his hands with tears dripping down his fingers just when his life has finally started looking up and everything is going great. I don't understand it.