Tuesday, 05 March 2013 11:35 AM
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To the girl in my statistical methods class who took her bloody pad out in the middle of class and chucked it behind the cabinet because she was to lazy to go to the bathroom... yeah, I saw you do it.
Tuesday, 05 March 2013 11:22 AM
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I cum inside my girlfriend (she's on the pill, so I'm safe there), and then go down on her. Actually makes her taste better that way.
Tuesday, 05 March 2013 10:04 AM
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I secretly enjoy it when people I hate get so hammered and f**ked up that they ruin their perfectly stable relationship by sleeping with another person, me.
Tuesday, 05 March 2013 08:29 AM
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I'm tired of being the girl that everybody wants to sleep with and no one wants to be with.
Tuesday, 05 March 2013 08:29 AM
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I FB stalk all my friends to find their beach pictures so I can compare how they look in bikinis to myself
Tuesday, 05 March 2013 08:29 AM
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Best part of my roommates going home is that I get to walk around the apartment naked. I feel so free!
Tuesday, 05 March 2013 08:29 AM
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In class I alternate between "what the fuck is going on" and "are the rest of you people stupid? How do you not know this shit already"
Tuesday, 05 March 2013 08:28 AM
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I just want to go back to my freshman year and do it all over again.