Too bad the scouts aren't coming back for their next conference :(

Michigan State sucks! I'm only here because I couldn't get into Michigan.

Cody K. Sex with you is incredible. Too bad neither of us are single.

For me, graduate school is an excellent reason to try something new without having to commit since it’s a very short time commitment to receive a Master’s degree and having a prestigious school in a small Midwest town made this university very appealing to me.

I'm hopeful at the beginning of a new day that it will finally be the end. That tomorrow I won't wake up.

You're a whore. A stupid whore. And I wish nothing but the worst for you. I hope you live a miserable life and die alone never amounting to anything.

Don't date nice guys because they always end up being assholes who are controlling and can't keep a boner longer than 2 minutes. Yeah I drove to Wisconsin to go to a Mike Stud concert and I fucked him while I was dating you and no I don't feel bad for cheating on you with 3 guys. Have fun being a lame pussy with a small dick, You just couldn't handle the face that I was a hooter girl and I'm a flirt and guys love to look at me and I love to look at other guys who aren't you.

My friend tossed my football into the red cedar river and he went in after it #goodfriend #hisphonewasinhispocket