Confession #2338:

"Kylie Bihm, why didn't I ask you out!!"

Confession #2337:

"My husband's tuition went up again this semester. It is now $4500 for 9 credits, and he still has a year left of grad chool. Anyone looking for a kidney? I'll be for selling mine on the black market. Next semester I'll be selling my soul. All reasonable offers considered. HMU"

Confession #2336:

"Shout out to the hosses at Bourbeois holding that bad boy down. I wish I was cool enough to live at a gym wearing nothing but American flag tanks and Nike air Max's. Let one pursue a degree in kinesiology. Maybe I should change majors..."

Confession #2328:

"Does anyone else have problems with some of the Cafeteria workers being extremely rude?

Most of them are perfectly fine, but there are 2-3 of them who are just so nasty to you it makes me avoid eating there whenever possible"

Confession #2327:

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

Confession #2326:

"Today, Friday November 13, I met the cutest girl on the bus. I was buried in my cellphone and hardened to notice she was standing, so I gave her my seat. Her name is Catherine, she's a biology major, and extremely cute. I remember she wore glasses and this totally sounds desperate, but if I ever see her again, I'll have the balls to ask her out!"

Confession #2324:

"Does Lafayette have the worst drivers in the country? Im sick of nearly being run over on campus because cars dont yield when they are supposed to. And thats not counting the bikers on campus who get within 2 inches of you instead of using the bike lanes."

Confession #2323:
"Gina Woods stops my heart and takes my breath away. She is absolutely gorgeous, beautiful, everything. Marry me?"