#38 In high school I always wanted to be a basketball player. When I saw the girls' basketball game I was amazed. Presley Stastny you are an amazing basketball player. And you're not bad looking either. -Matt Jarvis-

#35 I see this girl all the time running around campus. I always thought she looked really attractive. Then one day last week, she served me at Starbuck's and all I saw was a sparkle in her eye which deflected my stare to her name tag. Now, I can't sleep at night because I keep seeing your name when I close my eyes. I think I'm falling for a girl name Ally

#34 I confess that I really like LU but the tuition made me transfer to Tech.

#33 Can someone please slap the middle and highschoolers in the Student Center? It's for us. Not them.

#32 My roommate sleeps naked, and looks at me after i get out the shower. Score

#31 I swear people on the third floor take their turn doing a massive dump, clogging the toilet, then leaving it

#30 I bet you can't name one person who hasn't been on their phone or fallen asleep in chapel

#29 Why is this school so restrictive? Why should I be forced to live on campus, eat in the crappy canteen. I'd rather live off campus and eat Raaman Noodles all week to save money