Friday, 21 February 2014 04:48 PM
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One time I was going to have sex with this senior and I was worried about my dick size, so I fucked her with a vodka bottle and made fake noises.
Friday, 21 February 2014 04:45 PM
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One time, my boy friend wouldnt fuck me because he was tired. So I fucked my doorknob instead... It worked.
Thursday, 23 January 2014 12:15 AM
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Fucked 2 freshmen at a party. They stayed at my house and I drove them back to frat lot the next morning. Oh and I'm a Senior girl.
Saturday, 18 January 2014 10:18 PM
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Hooked up with a guy in the back of a minivan, cops showed up and questioned us naked