#2755 9 times out of 10 I mix up Meryl Streep and Helen Mirren.

#2754 So my Mom turned out to not be dead or injured. But I still have a really dysfunctional/abusive relationship with her... (Confession part): I found out in an embarrassing quarrel last year that she never bothered to get me the HPV vaccine because she didn't think I would ever have sex. I'm 25, still a virgin (not from being fat/ugly) and it would have hurt less if she didn't have a point

#2753 whenever I see a bicyclist riding in the road instead of on the sidewalk I want to step on the gas and run them over

#2752 I love bikini season. ??

#2751 I worry that I'm so socially awkward that I'll never find/maintain a partner :/

#2750 I am crushing super hard on this guy at work. He has been nothing but incredibly kind to me, but I haven't tried letting him know because I know I am not his type (physically at least). I guess I'll be stuck 'miring from afar.

#2749 Sometimes I do the stereotypical "white girl voice" and I am not sure why because I sound like that anyway.

#2748 I was getting electrical stimulation on my neck and back for physical therapy and every five minutes they came back in to intensify the charge and ask if it was too much. I kept saying they could go higher until they saw my electroshock dominatrix fantasies started ah, poking through my med gown. Obvious boner was obvious.