My girlfriend makes me feel so insecure and unmasculine that I feel the need to become implosive just to stay sane. I do not want to lose her but she seems as if even after 4 1/2 years like she is with me just for show or out of pity due to my horrible family life and my lack of confidence in creating a stable environment for myself.

Tinder is the reason why I take long poops

I go to your neighbor to the north, UIC, I think our page is better than yours.

i think that one wrestler has 3 testicles... it was definitely a bouquet of balls...

Alec c's little bother is soooooooooooooooo hot!

What's the big fucking deal with Blue Mountain State? It's the stupidest show I've ever seen. The only reason I even watched it was because Thad was hot...

To the girl who grabbed the door for me at Kerr, you seemed really cool. At first I thought you were trying to make some kind of feminist point by getting the door, but when I got the next door I realized you just give and accept courtesy normally. You were attractive and your actions were attractive.

There's this guy name Chase at Clark Hall and he is so attractive. I really want to know if you have a girlfriend but I wouldn't be surprised if you were taken.