My roommate sophomore year used to always bring girls back to our room late at night while I was sleeping, and he still had the audacity to have sex while he knew I was in there asleep. One time I was up watching a movie when he came back. I went to bed shortly afterwards, and less than two minutes later he was asking this girl for a bj. I almost busted out laughing when she shot him down.

I got drunk one night and took a shit on the steps of Ames.

I have a huge crush on a Senior who's hooked up with several of my friends.

I was once late for class....because i was gettin some ass

Sigma Pis are the best kissers

I frequently masturbate during my econimetrics lecture with Leekley every mwf

I've had a crush on Darcy since the first day of school

I once threw an apple over the CNS building... Not really a confession, but I think people should know