Sunday, 07 September 2014 09:01 PM
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Friend-zoned so hard that we sleep together in a twin sized bed together, without doing anything but kissing and cuddling. It's about time she leaves her boyfriend and gives it all to me.
Tuesday, 11 March 2014 11:34 PM
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i get notes from this girl for my class i never go to and in return for payment she wants sex....
#winwin
Sunday, 09 March 2014 11:56 AM
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My dog has bigger balls than the guy I'm sleeping with.
Sunday, 09 February 2014 02:32 PM
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Got friend zoned for being a Nebraska fan.
#gobigred
Sunday, 09 February 2014 02:27 PM
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Left the room for 10 min. Came back to varsity guy getting some
#jvprobs
Wednesday, 15 January 2014 12:04 AM
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Half way through sex realized roommate was in the room said screw it and kept going.