Thursday, 07 December 2017 11:27 AM
The only problem with wearing my propeller hat around campus is keeping it spinning when all the panties get caught in it.
Wednesday, 06 December 2017 10:19 PM
I'd wife up my co-worker in a heartbeat, but she's still in love with her ex, and probably wouldn't even acknowledge me if we didn't work together. Oh well.
Wednesday, 06 December 2017 08:47 PM
You know how I'm going to end my fall semester this year?...A orgy.
Confession: I'm really going to a orgy.
Wednesday, 06 December 2017 08:30 PM
What does it take for a guy to have the chance to take a girl on a date around here?... Anyone?...
Wednesday, 06 December 2017 08:15 PM
To the girl in the black dress today in my math class.. God your gorgeous
Wednesday, 06 December 2017 04:42 PM
Hey guys, how do ISU's online classes work? I'm starting in January and not sure what else to do besides register for them.
Wednesday, 06 December 2017 04:22 PM
I still fantasize about Dillon Hoy
Sunday, 03 December 2017 11:16 PM
The other day I had an unwanted boner. To get rid of it I tried distracting myself by deriving the quadratic formula in my head. The boner intensified.