I just tried to explain Tumblr to my mom. I opened my mouth a couple of times, stopped, and was eventually just like..."Um, porn. Mostly porn."

Seriously where are the guys that speak elvish on this campus? ?#?middleearthproblems?

I hate my boyfriend's mother because of how awful she is to him and then she somehow expects my sympathy! If you want someone to care about you and want to be around you, treating them like shit and threatening them is not the best way of doing it. She just pisses me the FUCK off, and I don't really ever feel anger toward people so that's really saying something.

girrrrrl the back of your head is RIDICUHLOUS

I'm just a guy that's looking for a girl who is pretty, has a sense of humor, is a Vikings fan, will get drunk with me, won't judge me for past mistakes, won't chew on my hair in my sleep, won't record my phone calls, won't get mad if I get wasted and sleep with other women, will buy large amounts of Sudafed from Walgreens without asking questions, hasn't tried to kill any ex boyfriends despite whatever reward has been offered, and doesn't live in the state of Iowa/won't expect me to visit the state of Iowa. Is this too much to ask?

Lauren Fahrendorff is so pretty it pisses me off.

How do you feel about A&E suspending Phil Robertson after he voiced his religious beliefs in an interview? Is this infringement of his constitutional rights? Was what he said actually offensive to the gay community, or was his purpose misconstrued? Is it wrong for him to voice the opinion of his religion?

Let us all take a moment of silence and mourn for the G.P.A of oatmeal kid. He walked in to our chem final today with only 30 minutes left.
Sadly, he probably still did better than I did.