I've drank enough booze in one sitting that would've killed a more reasonable man. Here's to one week sobriety.

Checking out all of the attractive women we have here at Hamline is what brings my mood up when i'm stressed out.

Tori Liston thinks that Tori Liston's Golden Globes commentary should be available live to all people, everywhere.

Are there any other straight men who have experimented with prostate stimulation? The p-spot is the male g-spot. Seriously. Plus the myth about men not being able to have multiple orgasms is... I love my Aneros!

I pride myself in being one of the few dorm doors that can be passed without being violated with personal music choices. However, if this pattern continues prepare yourselves for the most irritating sounds you can imagine! Residents, Babbitt, Mongolian Throat singing, hell why not some raging metal too? IDK

Parker Bertel, whats your Spring schedule? I hope we have a class together...

Anyone else think track guys are hot, especially Will an Tom ;)

My girlfriend broke up with me, and she is def letting herself go. I still kind of want her back, but I may have been pushed off a burning ship.