Hello Hamline. My name is ******* **********. I am bisexual. I have a boyfriend of 4 years but I have secretly been hooking up with my step sister since high school. Our parents got married in early high school years and the attraction was instant. I'm in a bit of a pickle, because I love my boyfriend and want to be faithful to him but my step sister is so irresistibly hot... Well, that is my confession.

I lost a lime green scarf in Anderson on Wednesday the 22nd. Has anyone seen it?

You gonnnnnn learnnnn today!

Alright alright alriggggggghhhhttt

I have zero motivation to get a job. I can only imagine how it will be after graduation. I'll be the one with the temporary jobs but LIVING THE FUCKING DREAM in between. That's all that matters to me.

I have a 3.8 GPA and I'm not on the deans list...

Alright then, picture this if you will:
10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes, in my "need to know" post, just outside of Area 51.
Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thing with just a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this.
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my Birkenstocks, and me yelping...
Holy fucking shit!

Klas, Anderson, East Hall, Robbins, and the Law school are the only decent buildings on campus. I must've fell asleep during my tour.