I always hate how my roommate's J-term class never goes the three hours it's supposed to. Like, seriously, stay there so I can have sex with myself in peace.

When my roommate is gone I sleep either in my underwear or naked... It's so much more comfortable than sleeping with clothes

How come the sex is only good with her when she knows there is someone else? Just enough to hold on but not enough to make it work.

I jerk off at my residence restroom

To the residents in Drew hall: GET YOUR LAUDRY!! There's tons of it just pilling up! There's dryers full of clothes sitting in them dried... I'd like to me able to washy clothes without moving everyone else's around or worrying that mine ends up in the heap of clothes because the next person can't dry their clothes...I don't want my stuff to be lost or your stuff to be lost, so get ya damn clothes and stop procrastinating :)
Thank you, have a good day and stay warm!

Is it just me, or does Hamline give all first-year applicants all of this extra aid to lure you in, but after that contractis signed the shit decreases?

Guess who smoked hella weed and got all As last semester....this guy

I don't want to be here with you right now.... I want to be at my place, right now ... with you