Lilli Denison is extremely gorgeous

I tried acid a couple weeks ago and I highly recommend that everyone tries it at least once in their life time.

My boyfriend is saving himself for marriage, so I masturbate to his Facebook profile.

I'm visiting my family for a day or two and I was feeling a bit tired so my dad let me use his room to take a nap. Well, I can't really sleep without my nightly ritual, so after only the briefest moment of hesitation, I slept beautifully after masturbating in my father's bed.

I see all these people complain about not having a boyfriend/girlfriend and how their love life sucks blah, blah, blah. I used to think the same thing.. BUT I'VE MET THE LOVE OF MY LIFE NOW. And you wanna know the secret? Trial and error. Find out what you don't want. And if you're not happy... leave. That simple. Eventually, you'll find the right guy/girl and then you can stop whining about your love life on Hamline confessions. Trust me, we'll all be a lot happier when you stop doing that.

My name is J. R. and I am a rape victim. I'm a first year guy and it happened the first weekend of school. Thanks Hamline

Some NSM's are Sexiii AZ HELL. Dat Miiko... *Licks Lips.* However, some NSM's... I will pass for the next foreseeable infinity. God Bless.