My Bro was gonna stop by my room tonight but she never did. We were totally gonna go pillaging and I'm pissed. I'm going to bring this up at the next brohedron. Don't try to brosify me, why be Brewish if you're gonna disrespect the Code?

Really? Jerseys for mock trial? Whats next, letterman jackets for each hall?

Are Yarrow and Parker dating? Srsly guys ya'll are cute

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

I like doing homework, I love learning, and doing my homework makes me feel successful.

How to valentines.
step 1 grab popcorn and some soda.
step 2 put on toradora.
step 3 watch entire series on valentines and cry.
step 4 realize that you will never have a story like that to tell and cry some more.
step 5 eat massive amounts of discount choclate the next day out of shame.

If I use my own computer, can I watch porn using the university internet? Or is that not allowed?

I know Hamline is full of wonderful people, but I haven't had the chance to meet many of you. I'm finding meeting and spending time with new people this late in the year nearly impossible, especially since I'm not into parties. Anybody else feeling this? We should form a club or something.