"I just realized I am actually broke. Like, can't pay my rent this month broke. Can't afford ramen noodles broke. I don't have time for an off campus job and work study pays such shit. I am so beyond ass fucked right now."

"Kevin Novakovich...call me :)"

"A few weeks ago I took a shower with a girl because she puked all over us in my bed, everything went well, we cleaned ourselves up, and drunk me was smart enough to put the bar of soap we used away with the intention of never using it again. This morning I accidentally used that bar of soap, and the way I found out... there was still puke chunks on the bar of soap."

"My favorite part of checking my Facebook is reading the Hamline Confessions. It's comforting knowing others are facing the same problems as you."

"All of these red equal signs are annoying."

"To the OP guy who wrote "She seemed to really like me in the beginning but something had happened that made her break up with me. She told me a reason but i don't think she was being truthful. Now I'm sad" and encourages me to send a message to the person I left behind, there's a reason why I don't. I feel like this applies to me, but since it's generic, I don't know for sure. I'm not going to open up that can of worms if it's not about me. I left my situation behind me for a reason, and I'm not ready to just message him to "catch up." If he's hurting, I'm sorry, but come talk to me in person.

OP, are you game for giving me some details as to your identity?"

"I think it's crap that whoever runs this page regulates the posts the way they do. If someone's confession is that they are homophobic, then damnit that's their confession and it should be posted. It's nobody's problem that such a person is an asshole. An anonymous confession page is that for a reason, people can say whatever they need to get off their chests whether the majority agrees with it or not."

"Just hooked up with a total random . As soon as we finished my reaction was "well now I feel gross""