"It's horrible to say, but sometimes I think people overemphasis their illnesses, just to get attention. It shouldn't be a blessing in your life to have the first stages of colon cancer and such."

"I usually never leave my dorm room without wearing a condom just in case a woman is out there waiting to try and have my babies. I haven't gotten any of them pregnant yet."

"Why have you deleted some of the older posts?"

"I've never really enjoyed kissing that much. I feel like I'm weird for that."

"Reading Hamline Confessions makes me feel connected to the school even though I'm not there right now :)"

"I have body acne, so I hate having sex with the lights on. It's pretty mild, but I'm incredibly self conscious about it."

"Apparently my dad is emotionally neglecting my mom, in addition to his other poor husband traits. He's not abusive or anything: he's a great dad. I just can't help wanting my mom to leave him. Not only because it would make her happier, but also because then I could just use her income on the stupid FAFSA and get a hella lot more financial aid."

"Friendship = falling asleep in the same bed as your drunk ass friend in order to make sure they don't choke on their own vomit, and getting in the shower with their pathetic, hungover self in the morning and helping to wash their hair."