"I wish I could comment anonymous answers to these confessions"

"I have a crush on one of my closest guy friends. He has a girlfriend and I'm a dude."

"That awkward moment when one of your straight girl friends asks you why you love eating pussy and you actually try to explain it to them. This is my life."

"I was walking the other day by the Heights when this guy came up to me who i've never seen before. He introduced himself and I told him my name. He said he thought I was pretty and asked if i wanted to hang out because he wanted to get to know me on a personal level. I have a boyfriend so i awkwardly turned him down. He said "god..your the 4th person to turn me down this week.." I felt really bad about it. As he walked away, i blurted out "4 for you Glenn Coco, you go Glenn Coco..." Let's just say that wasnt one of my proudest moments..."

"To Tori Liston, heyyy ;) Are you ever NOT adorable or just downright stunning?"

"I've had a pretty legit crush on this person who works in the mail room for two years now, and I always try to catch a sneaky glimpse of him when he drops off the mail at the campus office I work in. Today, he was early and instead caught be stretching all awkward at my desk. We made eye contact, I blushed and almost fell out of my chair. Oh yeah, he digs me."

"I'm all about gay marriage, but I'm a rabid anti-dentite..."

"I support equal rights and gay marriage the only problem I have with all these equal signs is that it is impossible to tell my friends apart because I generally rely on profile picture rather than name."