"i'll say it again: i wish more guys at hamline had horses"

"I hate the fact that I am seemingly well liked, but not enough to ever be invited to Hamline parties. I refuse to invite myself or ask, yet I would love to get hammered and have my own cool confession stories to share. Maybe I am hanging out with the wrong people? It's frustrating..."

"Anna Silverman, hit me up sometime girl. I like ur style."

"The amount that I miss Hamline is almost unhealthy... I WANNA GO BACK!!! Love you guys :)"

"Hey, people who started the HU burnbook. I know who you are. Don't wash your hair today or look under your bed ;)"

"Mandi Wordes, wish you'd notice me. You're gorgeous and i'm major crushing. you kinda scare me also tho. not in a bad way exactly but like damn id never be able to get you kinda way"

"The guy I'm having sex with has really begun to annoy me as a person, but the sex is pretty good. Feeling conflicted about what to do..."

"I get ridiculously excited when Pottermore gets new chapters."