"Short haired annie turns me on sooooo muchhhhhh."

"Emily Behrman is Gorgeous."

"It's sad that all anyone has in common anymore is partying. I feel like I've lost all my friends just because I stopped partying. That's all they have in common and to be honest, I would rather have no friends than someone only be my friend because we got "shwasted" together. Friendships used to mean something more. What happened to bonding over common intellectual interests?"

"I regret letting you go. I need you now more than ever. I guess I didn't realize what I had until you were gone."

"I don't like the Beatles. I don't like their music at all. Yes, all of you people defend them and say they are the best. But no, they are the best to you not to me and not to many others. Geez. Don't be all rude and go off on people being all bitchy about why they dislike them if they are the best, blah blah. No, respect my damn opinion just like I respect yours. Seriously."

"When I go to the library, I like to sit in the comfy chairs to have a view of what the Reference librarian is looking at on the computer... Tonight she is doing a lot of Facebook creeping."

"I cant get the Kevin ware image out of my head, and walk cautiously every step. im pussy???"

"Today I saw some kid in Anderson knock tongs off of a dessert plate, it fell to the floor, he picked it up and placed it back on the dessert tray... eww.. When I walked past it again, about 1/4 of the desserts were gone from when he knocked it off... I hope those people don't mind a few floor nasties."