"hey chelsea simon i want you :DD"

"Finna get shitfaced tonight mofos!"

"Okay, yeah. I've got an apology. So, I have this friend who is a new student this year. And I convinced her that it would be fun to mess up Regina George's life. So I had her pretend to be friends with Regina, and then she would come to my house after and we would just laugh about all the dumb stuff Regina said. And we gave these candy bar things that would make her gain weight, and then we turned her best friends against her. And then... Oh yeah, Cady - you know my friend Cady? She made out with her boyfriend, and we convinced him to break up with her. Oh, God, and we gave her foot cream instead of face wash."

"Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet."

"A friend and I are looking for an intramural soccer team, theres just two of us and we actually know how to play! Any teams need more people?! "

"Forrest C! Damn, if being that good looking was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!"

"It's hard for me to be positive about things when everything and everyone around me is so negative."

"I confess (delightedly): I would love a night out, perhaps a date, with Margaret Crenshaw."