"IMMA DO IT"

"I wish the smart, good looking girls would be interested in bigger guys. Too bad that isn't going to happen, but it sucks."

"One positive thing about falling for a player is the music they show you"

"How would people around Hamline in all seriousness feel about an alteration of the Piper mascot? I know several people have an attachment and it has been embedded in the educational system's history but would anyone be up for a possible change of this possibly pedophiliac icon to something awesome and "not giving a fuck" as the....*drumroll*...Hamline Honeybadger. Come on how many people would honestly be up for this?"

"Does anyone know where I can find Stefon. I REALLY need to talk to him."

"I just found out that my ex doesn't even know my real name. We were dating for two months..."

"Sometimes I'm disappointed I have a boy friend because I think I would really like Alex Kolyszko."

"A lot of people seem to think I prefer to keep to myself and not say much, when in reality I feel lonely as hell the majority of the time because I constantly get ignored when trying to make friends."