"Just because I don't want to have sex with you doesn't make me a bitch. Go away."

"Does anyone here listen to the Beatles"

"The idea of a perfect ass is far more complicated than of a pair of perfect boob. under the limits of vigor,time and options. I have decided to be an ass guy. personality and gestures mostly rules how attractive you are, girl."

"There is someone who goes into the mens bathroom on first floor manor and screams. It's happened several times now. While the screaming is happening I also hear loud banging noises. When it happens I don't know if I should call safety and security or just let him go until he stops.. I just lock my door and sit there. It's pretty scary."

"There are way too many people WAY too concerned about what other people think about them. Oh, wow, someone you barely know said something bad about you.... remind me again why you should care? Let's face it people, people will ALWAYS say things that offend you or that you don't want to hear. It's your CHOICE whether or not you let it affect your life and whether or not by letting it affect your life how it changes your outlook on the world. You can either let it destroy you or make you stronger. I personally believe you shouldn't be an idiot and do the latter. "

"So glad this is my last semester at HU. I used to like it but not recently. :/"

"I could have seen a future with us, we were as toxic as Bonnie & Clyde. I was reminded that I could love deeply and wholly, with you, I was reminded that love came with the beauty of a rose and the pain of the thorns. I felt like we could have had anything.
It's ruined now, you ruined it. I am now ruined. Now, in the same bed we fucked, I lay here every night sobbing of this loss."

"To my advisor, the only thing you're good for is a pin to register for classes. Here's to Hamline overloading their professors with advisees, here's to Pres. for not hearing a damn word i ever say and here's to me spending 6 hours figuring out how to graduate in 2 years w/ 2 majors and 2 minors. "