"The reason gun people aren't more vocal about our interests because it freaks the fuck out of 'normal' people. Not only that but a lot of really pro-gun fanatics are detestable and it's hard to be lumped into that category. Everyone talks about their zombie plan and a bug out bag but I'm the crazy person if I have one. We'll see who'll be having the last laugh come z-day."

"She hit "like" on my confession. I think she wants the D."

"I let you into my life for a reason, there are not many girls that I let into my life. But I let you. And now where are you?"

"To the girl I will marry; I'm done having sex. Even if I love her, its not worth it; I've tried that. I'm saving myself for you - whoever the hell you may be. And I'm going to be the best fucking husband.

I will always respect those who wait. There is something beautiful about a commitment to someone you haven't even met."

"I think I'm falling for my best friend. This wasn't supposed to happen..."

"I saved his life from my bad tempered ex and all the thanks I get is being called crazy and delusional. Really its like dude I just saved ur ass"

"To the person who thanked me for saving their life- you are welcome :)"

"To Lauren the New Zealander, I love you"