We are aliens from the 8th demension

Jen Dallman- What are you about and what do you like in men?!

I pee in sinks around campus on the regular. YOLO

Hamline has sport teams?

You are all a herd of obnoxiously vacant and childish assholes when you get drunk. Where are the people who can hold their liquor have good conversation and good fun at the same time without predictably devolving into some kind of sub primordial idiot when partying?

The other night I walked into my bathroom to find a bottle of silicone lube belonging to my roommate, cap off, sitting on my sink next to the toilet. If the mere knowing of his indulgent habits wasnt enough to live with, over the next couple days I discovered lubey substances the bong, toaster handle, door knobs and remote control. This cannot go unpunished, how shall I seek revenge HU?

"Have you ever woken up sober after a one night stand, and the person you're next to is layin' on your arm, and they're so ugly, you'd rather chew off your arm then risk waking 'em? That's coyote ugly."

Poetry in the 2nd stall, GLC 2nd floor men's bathroom. Read, contribute, and expand your artistic mind while you take a shit.