Thursday, 09 April 2015 11:01 PM
Legend of the Green Blanket shall live on forever! #CamelbackDorm
Tuesday, 09 September 2014 08:13 AM
My roommate brought a friend over while I was in a shower, and thinking it was a girl I yelled don't come in I'm naked. It was a guy and he proceeded to ask if I was hot.
Wednesday, 26 February 2014 09:49 PM
I'm such a slut. I masturbated like twice.
Monday, 27 January 2014 03:59 PM
To the brotha who stole David's macbook, you are so dumb! We gon' find you!
Monday, 30 September 2013 05:45 PM
It's starting to piss me off how my roommate is always sleeping or skyping her boyfriend.... Do you do anything else with your life?