Saturday, 05 April 2014 09:15 PM
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Everytime after I have sex, I talk to my dick like its my bro. "Atta boy, you did work"
Monday, 31 March 2014 08:00 PM
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First year of college taught me that nice guys really do finish last. Girls like assholes.
Friday, 28 February 2014 02:25 PM
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Had an argument with my girlfriend. .. got head in the middle of class the minute we stopped arguing
Thursday, 27 February 2014 12:48 PM
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I tried to bribe one of my TA's with a $150 starbucks gift card... Needless to say I still failed the class but ended up getting a BJ for the gift card.
Thursday, 20 February 2014 06:46 PM
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Gave my boss head, earned extra 200 on the paycheck, he seemed pleased, hope nobody knows i'm a guy.....oops
#DoWhatYouGotToDo
Tuesday, 28 January 2014 02:40 PM
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Pooped in my professors coffee than gave head to him... I'm a guy
Sunday, 08 December 2013 02:08 PM
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I hate my roommates. Sometimes they make it so hard to be here that I want to pack my things and go home...Today is one of those times.
Friday, 06 December 2013 08:01 PM
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Raped a white girl... got away with it.
#toosoon?