Monday, 17 April 2017 12:50 PM
Don't trust a Matt. He sure likes to manipulate his women.
Saturday, 27 June 2015 04:46 PM
I love my boyfriend, but I also want to try new things. Like, I want to go out with a chick with a dick, or just a chick. I don't want to break up with him, but ....
Saturday, 27 June 2015 04:36 PM
It's to the point that some of the homeless people around my job know my face so well, that I've avoided getting near them because I have no more money to give them.
Friday, 26 June 2015 01:15 PM
To the guy who called me a fucking cunt because he can't handle his alcohol.... people still have to work on the fucking weekends. So while you're wasting your money on alcohol and partying, I'm making money without mommy and daddy's help. gomfl
Friday, 26 June 2015 01:03 PM
Often times, I would not even bother covering my underwear when I had to go ask my neighbors to turn down their music so I could go to sleep. The sexier I looked, the more likely they would actually listen to me.
Friday, 01 August 2014 09:14 AM
So my Friend got this hot girl and a side chick he been fucking, but I'm fucking his main chick, she got pregnant and she told him that it's his and she wants me as the Godfather,...
Friday, 01 August 2014 09:06 AM
My boy G has this hot girl he is cheating on with some side bitch, so I managed to talk to his main chick and smashed hard every chance thru the summer,... now she pregnant and told him its His and wants me to be Godfathet.
Tuesday, 29 July 2014 02:20 PM
Fucked my army exs brains out and caught feelings...crap