Monday, 14 March 2016 07:09 AM
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#4987 that good balance between studying & drinking is what prepares you for life
Monday, 14 March 2016 07:09 AM
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#4986 I start college in the fall. I'm a virgin. Haven't smoked, done drugs, or even had my first kiss. Sounds like a fucking great to-do list.
Monday, 14 March 2016 07:03 AM
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#4985 You know you're in college when you have to brace yourself before you check your bank account
Monday, 14 March 2016 07:02 AM
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#4984 me: i'll give you two dollars
college: .........tuition is $39,000
me: you're good. 2.50
Monday, 14 March 2016 07:02 AM
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#4983 When you have a boyfriend, but your inner hoe wants to come out and just bang everyone.
Monday, 14 March 2016 07:01 AM
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#4982 Make her happiness your top priority.
Sunday, 13 March 2016 05:40 PM
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#4981 Feel lonely
Friday, 11 March 2016 11:11 PM
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#4980 Screw tinder, I slept with a girl I met on Tumblr