Friday, 29 August 2014 04:15 PM
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#16 Sometimes, when I'm alone. I poop into my hand and throw it into the toilet.
Wednesday, 14 May 2014 09:45 AM
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#15 by when do professors have to turn in grades??
Friday, 02 May 2014 08:59 PM
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#14 To the sexy beast always in the wellness center with the neon yellow shoes, you are the only thing that gets my fat ass to work out.
Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:19 PM
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#13 My girlfriend and I fucked in my dorm room while my roommate was in bed. Pretty sure he was awake!
Tuesday, 15 April 2014 07:59 PM
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#13 #13 I love giving head. I like getting drunk. They make a great combination. :P
Saturday, 12 April 2014 02:46 PM
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#13 Only say yes to a delta zeta formal invite if my date doesn't mind me going fucked up and will suck and swallow at the event parking lot.
Tuesday, 01 April 2014 10:31 PM
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#13 I fucked my roommates ex gf. Gotta say she's honestly the wildest girl I've met and she's only a senior in high school. He's a dumbass for letting her go.
#suckstosuck
Tuesday, 01 April 2014 10:27 PM
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#13 My Ex goes to Hays & we broke up becuz he wasn't feeling it. It's alright I went there this weekend and was feeling his roommate.
#sorrynotsorry