Sunday, 15 June 2014 08:56 PM
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i ate ass once
Sunday, 29 December 2013 10:40 PM
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My roommate washed her hair in the sink right after pouring her day-old ramen down the sink and not cleaning it up. I think her hair was dirtier afterwards than it was before she washed it.
Friday, 09 August 2013 01:57 PM
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There's this blonde haired kid, Hubert, and I just think he's so adorable. Does anyone know if he's gay? If he is, I will gladly make the first move.
Friday, 09 August 2013 01:57 PM
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I circumcised myself freshman year with a pair of scissors and a cotton ball. It got infected. And I'm still a virgin.