Sunday, 04 May 2014 08:43 PM
While getting fingered he exclaims with a strong southern accent: "Not every day you get to finger a fine gal like this." #notsouthern #iAccept
Thursday, 13 March 2014 02:42 AM
I fucked the mascot.
Thursday, 30 January 2014 10:56 PM
The hottest girl I've ever seen/ crush since high school that always ignored me ASKED ME TO DANCE at a party.. I was so drunk that I turned around and ran away.... #beginningsobriety