Friday, 15 March 2013 02:00 PM
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I subscribed my ex-boyfriend to about ten gay porn subscriptions, all sent to his DePaul e-mail account. That's what he gets for cheating!
Friday, 15 March 2013 01:54 PM
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I didn't write my midterm paper and my professor doesn't accept late papers. So I waited until she graded them then I went up to her all confused saying I didn't get mine. She thought she lost it so I got to submit it almost 3 weeks late and still got an A.
Friday, 15 March 2013 01:50 PM
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To the girls offering pizza to random people at the Jackson stop yesterday; I'd really like to have sex with both of you. Together or separately, your call, I vote together.
Friday, 15 March 2013 01:47 PM
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I've had sex with 5 people, but I've never allowed myself to be completely naked with them.
Friday, 15 March 2013 01:47 PM
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I ghost produced a track for one of the biggest artists in the electronic dance music scene and I'm a junior at DePaul.
Friday, 15 March 2013 01:46 PM
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Sometimes I think my roommate is a naive, immature, annoying twit.
Friday, 15 March 2013 01:45 PM
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Teacher accidentally admitted to smoking weed then said "usually after parties teacher go out and light a joint. "
Friday, 15 March 2013 01:43 PM
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quick question ladies, i'm too embarrassed to ask this to a girl but is 5'8 too short for a guy?