#13062 If you go to the 3rd floor of the USU, turn left, face the window when the moon is in sight, clap your hands twice, and a singing Scandinavian will appear that will give you a MAGIC PENCIL. But beware! He will east you if you dont have your MAGIC MUSHROOM!

#13061 Can anyone in the Physics Department tell me when Dr.Freeman will be back? He went to Arizona for a conference-something about portals. It's been months.

#13060 Just before summer I met a girl who's now coming to CSULA, I took her virginity and ate her out and licked her butthole and she said she loved it but then we stopped talking:( the funny part is this confession isn't a troll, this seriously did happen. Ladies, having your butt hole licked apparently feels good. Try it, just PLEASE make sure it's clean. I had her shower just before

#13059 My professor gave me a D on an accounting midterm, even though I should have got a B. He acknowledged he made a mistake but said he's not going to change it, because he doesn't want to make it look like he's playing favoritism. I'm thinking of sending him this:

http://www.poopsenders.com/

Comments?

#13058 Happy Veterans Day to all the vets at CSULA!!!!!

#13057 To those who keep hating on ASI - this administration is doing a good job. The last administration had some fuckups, like Hector, who got kicked out, probably because he wasn't doing his job. Shane is doing an amazing job, and all of you should hit up his office and chat with him if you don't believe me. This administration truly cares about students; the last one, not so much.

#13056 Shout out to the Chicana chick who slipped and fell in Salazar Hall. If you weren't so pissed off, I would've asked you out. I also like that you were going commando style - nice to see you were well trimmed underneath that blouse.

#13055 what nationalities of asian people have the biggest dicks? i hear koreans are well endowed and chinese are not. is all of this true or is it mostly stereotypical bullshit?