#13158 I confess that I had a crush on this cute Asian guy named Carlin who was in my CIS class. I wanted to ask him out, then he graduated and I blew my chance. :(

#13157 Why do we call Aboriginals/Native North Americans "Indians?" Isn't it an insult? Plus most Aboriginals don't have stinky armpits are hair like an animal.

#13156 To the white dude with the beige Adidas shirt on the elevator in Salazar Hall on Wednesday - you are a creepy fuck. I'll pepper spray your face next time you talk dirty to me like that just because we're the only two people on the elevator.

#13155 i just fucked this black chick. first time with a black chick. sex was fucking awesome. once you go black, you never go back!

#13154 I confess, I was at the King Hall 1st floor restrooms and all the stalls were packed. Someone shit all over the seat, so I just squatted over it, tried to shit in the toilet, but I had diarrhea, so it too got all over the seat and onto the floor. If the custodian sees this, I apologize for the mess.

#13153 All you hispanic peoples who respond to confessions with memes are lame as fuck and have no creativity,.

#13152 My confession - I still don't know the meaning of life, and I'm taking a lot of philosophy classes.

#13151 when was racism "invented"?