Friday, 21 November 2014 09:44 PM
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#13294 FUCK YOU Deadpool, Alejandra T, Ricky N - STFU. YOU ARE ALL MUTHAFUCKING LAMES!
Friday, 21 November 2014 09:39 PM
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#13293 My professor farted so loud during a lecture, I thought he blew an O-ring. Everyone laughed, and someone asked him if he had Hershey squirts. He got so embarrassed, he dismissed the class early and went to the bathroom.
Friday, 21 November 2014 09:38 PM
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#13292 So I confess that I fucked this chick in the ass. The sex was great, but I can't get this shit smell off my dick, even 3 days later after repeated washing it. How do I get rid of the smell?
Friday, 21 November 2014 09:37 PM
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#13291 Whenever I tell somebody that I am American, the next question is always the same. "Do you know how to make hamburgers?" Being American doesn't mean I automatically know how to make them lol...
Friday, 21 November 2014 09:37 PM
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#13290 why do mexicans drive low riders? because they can pick the lettuce easier!
Friday, 21 November 2014 09:35 PM
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#13289 African American or Latino/Latina?
Friday, 21 November 2014 09:35 PM
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#13288 UCLA OR USC?
Friday, 21 November 2014 09:29 PM
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#13287 To confession
#13195How do you explain to a guy how it feels when a female gives birth?