#13310 I confess that I am in the process of losing weight. I am embarrassed to say that I'm 204.5 and I want to be able to wear a cute bathing suit and not feel fat all the time. I am working out but I need to know what is good for losing weight and making my body look good as I work out, tone my body I guess. I'm also ashamed when people call me fat ass; they think it's funny, but it hurts so bad inside.

#13309 Whenever I'm in the foreplay stage of sex, I always think a handjob is man's job. I go straight for the lollipop.

#13308 Is there anything wrong with a 20 year old guy having sex with a 17 year old chick, if her parents are fine with it?

#13307 What the fuck is everyone's fucking problem you fucking fuckerface fucks?

#13306 PAS classes are a fucking waste of time. Had one for a theme course and all it was was bashing white people. Shit, my family wasn't even in the US when slavery existed, but I feel like I'm still responsible for the predicament black people are in, according to my professor.

#13305 Why are there more Muslim terrorist groups than other religions, or at least well known ones? And what's with this talk of dealing with infidels accordingly?

#13304 Jesus Christ didn't say this shit, Martin Luther King Jr. didn't say this shit, Ghandi didn't say it...motherfucking Mewtwo said it!

"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant...it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."
-Mewtwo

#13303 Some people get so offended when I state the obvious. That's cool. Once a fool, always a fool.