#13414 If I fart in class I take a deep breath to inhale the stench. That way nobody will smell my stink.

#13413 Everytime I shower and see clumps of hair in the drain, I'm disgusted yet envious. I wish I could have that much hair on my head...

#13412 Interracial couples are so damn cute. I wish I saw more back home in Montana.

#13411 To the tall pepsi delivery guy by king hall. Will you please put mountain dew code red 20oz bottles into the vending machines here? And also will you please tie me up and do dirty things?

#13410 I confess that I got crocs for Christmas last year.

#13409 I get an escort like once a month and just tell my roomies I bet her at the bar. Shit a little money is way worth it to get a pornstar quality chick with massive fake tits that I'd never land in on my own

#13408 One of the main things I love about Cal State LA is I completely trust the student body. Out of my four years at this school I've always felt comfortable leaving my laptop out at the library or in the USU. I have misplaced my ipod and north face jackets and other items --- and the items have always been returned to me or placed in the lost and found! Maybe I just keep getting lucky, but I hope others have had relatable experiences here. Way to go Golden Eagles!

#13407 I REALLY REALLY hope this petition that is going on against the Duggars makes some major headway abd gets the Piece of shit show cancelled and off tv. It's just as crappy as honey boo boo which thankfully got cancelled as well! I feel so bad for all of those kids that have to live in that family! They need to get a reality check on life!