#13526 A lot of times I wish
When I walk by a gorgeous woman I could stop right there and just eat her pussy out like it's a famine.

#13525 Whenever people reply to confessions in memes I want to track down those lame punks and slap them in their fucking face.

#13524 I work with children. And I have now come to the conclusion that people should receive their genitalia and reproductive systems as a reward for passing a maturity test and responsibility exam.

#13523 For the most part, I treat others well. I make an effort to treat everyone well. However, my head is filled with extremely fucked up, violent fantasies. They have been with me since I was a small child, and they make me hate myself. I have never acted on any of them, and I have no intention of doing so, but I still feel like the world would be a much better place without people like me in it.

#13522 I hope you read this... You probably wont but at least I get to write this. I was falling in love with you. I am not sure what you had going on, but you made me so happy. I loved laughing with you, I loved the way you held me, the way you wrapped your arms around me. The sex was great. I loved how you said my name. You told me you didn't want a girl friend and you pushed me away. I never told you how I felt about you. I never told you how I cry everyday and think about you constantly. And of all the slutty things I do to try to forget you, none of my stupid distractions cease to stop the pain of you leading me on. You selfish prick. Wish I didn't have the memories of you. But the best thing is I know God has a plan, and if you don't want me in your life, I will wake up everyday to prove to you that you made the biggest mistake. Because I love me. I care about myself. And you will never, ever get me back. In fact, you never even had me. And you don't deserve me.

#13521 Where are all the fucking cougars in this town?

#13520 This person won't ever sit with me at the food court even though they say they will, and it really hurts deeply. Like a knife in my heart every time I sit down to eat by El Pollo Loco.

#13519 What's the point of worrying about Facebook friendship if you can't even attempt to have the real thing? The cyber age kinda scares me. (As I write this on an anonymous webpage... shit)