#13566 Someone needs to make Gluten Free Mexican sweet bread. It also needs to actually taste good. This is ridiculous, so are these cravings. hahahah

#13565 Been working out at the gym this week, when am I going to get a six pack? I just want results!

#13564 Okay, a few things... I feel like several of those passive aggressive break up posts are all from the same person, and I feel some things need to be said.
1) If someone calls you "creepy" maybe you should take a step back and evaluate yourself. Perhaps you are a creep.
2)Perhaps you post too often on that person's Facebook page, and perhaps that is the reason that person blocked/unfriended you from Facebook.
3Maybe they couldn't quite understand why you creep them out and that's why they never told you what you did wrong.
4)Stop playing the victim/martyr and move on.

#13563 To the jackass that honked at me while I was walking across the street by Luckman, I am in a back brace for fuck sake and cannot even walk that well so slow your role and stop being a fucking inconsiderate asswipe.

#13562 I just got myself off using my vibrator and man did it feel good! Now if i could get my super sexy roommate to get up off his butt when he hears me moaning, and help me finish, it would be a perfect ending. S/O to all the vibrator usin' ladies, KEEP VIBE'IN ON?

#13561 Girl, if you've got legs for days, please sit on my face.

#13560 Why is it that all the sudden at four in the morning when I can't sleep I suddenly realize I need to change my life around... I wanna write a book, apply for a tv show, join the peace corps, do an ab workout, swear off carbs indefinitely, decide I want to be in politics, and then realize I actually just need a suga daddy. Then I wake up the next day an all that inspirational shit I promised myself I would do the night before, is just gone:(

#13559 Since it seems like half the "men" (and I use this term loosely) haven't figured this out yet, here's a lesson for you. Being a man isn't about growing a beard, drinking beer, or driving a big truck. It's not about womanizing or get that perfect body or being a cocky asshole to everyone to project an image of superiority. Being a man boils down to these three things.

1) you don't get to complain about anything. Period. You don't like something? Shut up and change it. You don't want to put in the work to change it? Shut up and bear it, because it obviously doesn't matter that much to you. Either way, no one is going to want to hear you whine.

2) Stop trying to be anything besides yourself. Everyone can tell when you put on a face, and no one is impressed. Be comfortable and confident enough in your own skin to do what makes you happy. Don't use this as an excuse to ignore rule #1. Complaining never made anyone happy. Seriously though, ask yourself who and what you want to be in this world, and relentlessly pursue that because it makes you happy.

3) Be a man of your word. When the hell did it become ok for men to say they were going to do something, and never follow through with it? You say you're going to do something, you better produce. If you have no intention of following through with your claim, keep your mouth shut and save everyone the trouble of listening to your bull.

Hate me if you want, but it's time for a wake up call for the guys on campus. And for all you tl;dr people: TAKE THE TIME TO READ WHAT I WROTE