#13630 I'm so tired of couples being lovey dovey fuckety-fucks in the middle of lectures. Get a room, fuck, and get over it.

#13629 I hate being told that I shouldnt be depressed. No really, I didn't know that. You think I WANT this?

#13628 My boy friend and me are going on 4 years pretty soon. But the thing is I don't feel madly in love with him anymore. things are not the same as they used to be. we do not old hands, kiss, and barely hug anymor..We barely say "i love you" anymore. He still says he is crazy for me but I think he does not want to display his true feelings. If it is the truth then i do not feel the same way anymore. Im not sure if this can be fixed. I feel like if we break up i will highly regret it and miss him but i really want to just feel free. im also beginning to have crushes on other guys and imagining wat it would be like being with them. My assumption is that we will maybe end up married and i will be unhappy forever. or it will end with divorce.

#13627 Dear person sitting next to me, I can see you copying my test. Sincerely, joke's on you, I didn't study either.

#13626 To those two guys outside King Hall talking about their virgin friend. Who gives a fuck if he's 20 n still a virgin?! Yo're assholes for making a big deal about it. It's his choice.
Wow. Just irritated the hell out me how they made a big deal about it.

#13625 To Abdullah in my CS class, you're a fucking idiot and you smell really bad!

#13624 I had a threesome last night. IT WAS AWESOME!

#13623 If you feel a fart a comin on ya all sneak-like in a place where it be inconvenient, just bunch up some of that TP on ya exit hole and itll come out quiet like a coon in ya pantry