#13718 Yesterday, I 69'd and had great sex on my roommate's futon while he was out of town. I'm so sorry. Now I just gotta clean up the stains...

#13717 If a girl plays Candy Crush Saga, that's a dealbreaker for me.

#13716 So if Women don't respond to you on Facebook are your chances slim to none?

#13715 Only one of my armpits grows hair.

#13714 its my goal to screw 200 girls before my senior year. is this possible? im a sophomore right now, and im looking at 40 women each of black, white, latina, asian, and native american.

#13713 So it's been about 5 years since I ruined the best relationship in my life. Anybody have any advice on how to really get back in the dating world when you end up comparing every new girl you meet to your ex?

#13712 That awkward moment when your roommate comes home to find you masturbating in their bed. Probably shouldn't have been wearing high heels and my old Iron Man Halloween costume... Definitely been an awkward couple of days around the house, especially since we are both guys and I blew it all over his pillow out of what I'm assuming was the surprise of the door nob turning. On an unrelated note, I am now taking applications for a new roommate... My only requirements are that you can cook and have a comfy bed.

#13711 Damn I just realize how boring I am when talking to other people. It's like in a conversation, I just can listen to what people say, and laugh at what is funny, but don't know what to say back. Especially when there is a girl in the group, and I'm really bad at talking to a girl. Yea, and I sure do want to have a gf, which I know won't happen to me anytime soon. I suck and I know that...