#12821 When girls like my comments on this page I feel the inner neckbeard tremble. Sheeeiiit

#12820 Dear all ladies who complain that chivalry is dead:
Its only dead because you let it be dead, if you weren't ok with guys treating you without chivalry then it'd still exists

also, running around being a slut, if you want to be treated like a lady act like one.

sincerely, everyone who is tired of listening to you complain.
P.S Stay classy never trashy =)

#12829 The difference between regular sex and anal? Regular sex can make your whole week while anal makes your hole weak!

#12819 look here - im about to spit the truth. stop with the fucking memes. one: they aren't even funny and two: you dont even use them in the right context.
p.s. you look like an uneducated fool with no life constantly posting that crap
-Everyone

#12818 If you REALLY want to eat my asshole, go right ahead. I'll probably even enjoy it. But if you think I'm going to kiss you afterward, you can forget that right now.

#12817 Whoever left a note on my truck parked in lot 5, saying that I look like a douche with my tow mirrors out, I'd like to explain to you that I tow almost daily and it's kind of a pain in the ass to get out every time and flip my mirrors up. Let me give you some words of friendly advice that will help you out. Mind your own fucking business asshole. Plus, your note gave me a laugh. I now know the gene pool on campus really is corrupt.

#12816 Can people please stop replying to confessions in memes? It's weird and cringey and awkward. You're not on reddit, k thanks.

#12815 Physics peeps, I saw something that really caught my attention but couldn't understand it.
Why can a house fly fly with ease inside of a moving vehicle that reaches about 30 mph? Why doesn't the fly get pushed back when the vehicle moves at that speed?