#12886 I want Deadpool to ride my hairy cock.

#12885 Ladies, which kind of Latino guys do you prefer? The dark fat kind? Or the skinny white kind? Or somewhere in between?

#12884 Is it weird that I enjoy sniffing my own panties?

#12883 I accidentally sharted in my boyfriend's mouth as he was giving me oral. We broke shortly after that. :(

#12882 I love to get 2 on.

#12881 Why lift when you can Salsa dance…That's how I get all them girls… lol

#12880 People need to learn how to park properly, and those who double-park are assholes.

#12879 Phi sig like really guys…
What happened to the brotherhood and equality throughout all frats..
Some guys from your fucking lame ass frat was acting like bullies to one of my brothers in class.. Fuck you guys he wasn't wearing his colors that day but lets see if you guys do it to another one of us with our colors.. ?

-Lambda Theta Phi?