#12902 There once was a nigger from Lee
Who was fucking a white chick by the sea
She said Stop your fucking,
There's somebody coming!
Said the plumber still fucking... It's me!

#12901 There once was this bitch named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her tits in a tree in Brazil

#12900 can someone explain what the fuck a meme is

#12899 Sakuraman, I think his last name starts with an H, anyways, the one with the gorgeous green eyes. I think you are seriously one of the best guys on campus. Too bad you have a girlfriend, because I would do all kinds of things to you... :)

#12898 I wish we didn't have those fucking cocksucking niggers they call the la city council who signed that anti-electronic-cigarette bullshit last year. Now I can't use my e-cig or my wax pen in the library while studying and have to hide it.

#12897 I don't understand everybody's obsession with football. What is so great about sitting on your ass and watching somebody else work all day? Wouldn't you rather go do something yourself? It kinda reminds me of niggas - sitting on their ass watching somebody else work all day.

#12896 Not gonna lie. I had nothing to do this election day and was content with that. Then I was struck by a sudden bout of horniness. Now all I can think about is a girl sitting on my face. Not a bad problem to have until you realize their is absolutely nothing you can do about it.

Dammit, penis.

Fuck. My. Life.

#12895 I haven't skied since August and all of my ski buddies are in rehab right now. I'm sure as hell am not heading out there alone, and skiing is so fucking expensive. I miss getting that powder all over my face. My solution: drinking a whole bottle of Royal Salute on a Thursday night. Yaaaaaaay.