#13014 I want to start doing yoga because I hear the women are easy to get into bed.

#13013 what's your favorite sex position?

#13012 I don't see what's wrong with unregistered guns. It's no different than undocumented immigrants. The less the government knows, the better.

#13011 What do you prefer on a woman? - shaved , some hair, or a big bush?

#13010 While waiting on hold for financial aid for 57 minutes, I fucked my girlfriend and made her nut 3 times.

#13009 CSULA - Caucasians Stuck Under Latinos (and) African-Americans

#13008 To all you cocksuckers who don't think we should legalize pot - FUCK YOU. It should be my choice to do what I want to my body.I don't need the fucking government telling me how to run my life as long as what I do doesn't affect other people. So again, all you fuckers who think the government should tell me how to live my life - GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#13007 So I went out with that parking officer who gave me her number and still gave me a ticket. Because admin posted this late, I didn't see everyone's response. So I went out with her, and I did pay, and we ended up fucking afterwards. She's so good in bed. And she let me handcuff her while fucking her. That makes up for getting that ticket!